HAIR QUOTES

• Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.
  ~ Marge Piercy ~
• If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods.
  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
• My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since.
  ~ Hugh Laurie ~
• I'm not old-fashioned when it comes to dating, but there's something nice about a guy pulling out a girl's chair and opening the door for her, even if it's just in the beginning.
  ~ Lauren Conrad ~
• I have my team. Like if you see everyone around me - I have my hair and makeup girl, my assistant. They're very calm, they're all about positive energy. There're no drama queens. Everyone wants everyone else to have a positive experience. There are no agendas. I think it creates a healthy environment and there are no boundaries to cross.
  ~ Fergie ~
• I have my team. Like if you see everyone around me - I have my hair and makeup girl, my assistant. They're very calm, they're all about positive energy. There're no drama queens. Everyone wants everyone else to have a positive experience. There are no agendas. I think it creates a healthy environment and there are no boundaries to cross.
  ~ Fergie ~
• You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots.
  ~ Sharon Stone ~
• I've always been intrigued by color and by interesting hair. I was one of those weird little girls doing my own hair at the age of 9. I was, like, getting weird gels and new brushes and cornrow holders. I would tweak and perm at the age of 13.
  ~ Nicki Minaj ~
• I'm just happy to be a film where for once I don't have to worry about my hair, because my managers are always complaining about my hair looking depressing in my movies. Which is true. I mean, it's true.
  ~ Emily Mortimer ~
• You hear entertainers all the time, saying, 'If I couldn't get paid for this, I'd do it for free.' When's the last time you ever heard a business person say, 'If I couldn't get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I'd do it for free'?
  ~ Dick Gregory ~
• My worst hair experience was when I was trying to relax my hair and my grandmother did it. It went all straight and I looked like a black Bee Gee.
  ~ Jamie Foxx ~
• There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.
  ~ Helen Hayes ~
• Actors work and slave and it is the color of your hair that can determine your fate in the end.
  ~ Helen Hayes ~
• Now, I know you expected me to say that, well, I just kick back in the rocking chair, fished a little bit, listened to Willie Nelson tapes and watched old baseball games on the Classic Sports network. And, tell you the truth, I have done that for maybe about five total minutes.
  ~ Dan Rather ~
• I've always looked the same. Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a kid, I had a sailor shirt and the same old corduroy pants, and that's what I wanted to wear everyday.
  ~ Patti Smith ~
• My quest these days is to find my long lost inner child, but I'm afraid if I do, I'll end up with food in my hair and way too in love with the cats.
  ~ Kenny Loggins ~
• I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.
  ~ Stephen Fry ~
• My problem was that I was blond. There were no heroes with blond hair. Robert Taylor and Henry Fonda, they all had dark hair. The only one I found was Van Johnson, who wasn't too cool. He was a nice, homely American boy. So I created my own image. It worked.
  ~ Michael Caine ~
• For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
  ~ Johnny Carson ~
• For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
  ~ Johnny Carson ~
• People say women shouldn't have long hair over a certain age, but I've never done what everyone says.
  ~ Jane Seymour ~
• When I was a child I asked my mother what homosexuality was about and she said - and this was 100 years ago in Germany and she was very open-minded - 'It's like hair color. It's nothing. Some people are blond and some people have dark hair. It's not a subject.' This was a very healthy attitude.
  ~ Karl Lagerfeld ~
• I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.
  ~ Eric Bana ~
• Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death.
  ~ Steven Patrick Morrissey ~
• If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
  ~ Lily Tomlin ~
• If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
  ~ Lily Tomlin ~
• If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
  ~ Lily Tomlin ~
• Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations. The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul.
  ~ Andre Maurois ~
• Motion capture is amazing. I prefer it. You wear a 'Power Ranger'-esque suit, you have tape balls on you, you have 60 cameras around you capturing your every movement and there's no hair, no makeup.
  ~ Kellan Lutz ~
• Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.
  ~ Patti Stanger ~
• The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they're human beings.
  ~ Patti Stanger ~
• Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.
  ~ Patti Stanger ~
• I always get bored with my hair. That's why I would always change it throughout my career.
  ~ Janet Jackson ~
• By age seven, I used to comb my hair for performances, just pull my hair up into a bun. Granted, it wasn't a very intricate hairstyle. Still, to be that responsible and disciplined at age seven is unusual.
  ~ Janet Jackson ~
• When I'm bored or tired of being blonde, I'll throw on a wig. It's a lot less of a permanent way to change your look, and I have about 10 - all different colors, shapes, bobs, long hair, short, feathered.
  ~ Sara Blakely ~
• The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
  ~ James Thurber ~
• Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
  ~ Larry David ~
• Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
  ~ Fran Lebowitz ~
• You're only as good as your last haircut.
  ~ Fran Lebowitz ~
• You're only as good as your last haircut.
  ~ Fran Lebowitz ~
• I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.
  ~ Chris Martin ~
• I have hair that I audition with, my sitcom hair which is a curly wig. I have my long chic hair that I wear to my son's school so they know I'm not playing around. I always tell people that my husband gets a different woman every night when I come home from 'The View.' Hair makes you feel a certain way, like putting a power suit on.
  ~ Sherri Shepherd ~
• When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book is another thing. It is so much different from my traditional day of dirty fingernails and greasy hair and hot pans.
  ~ Mario Batali ~
• It's been really fun to see with each album when I change to see the fans of the show emulate my style and with the first record a lot of the kids in the crowd were wearing neck ties like I was and now you'll see a lot of girls with pink hair. It's cool, it's actually really neat.
  ~ Avril Lavigne ~
• It's been really fun to see with each album when I change to see the fans of the show emulate my style and with the first record a lot of the kids in the crowd were wearing neck ties like I was and now you'll see a lot of girls with pink hair. It's cool, it's actually really neat.
  ~ Avril Lavigne ~
• I was the Chair of the first department of medical physics in a medical school in the U.S.
  ~ John Cameron ~
• I know that I've got big ears and a big forehead and that my hair sticks up. But I'm happy with myself. I'm not necessarily trying to win a beauty pageant here.
  ~ Clay Aiken ~
• I enter negotiations with Chairman Arafat, the leader of the PLO, the representative of the Palestinian people, with the purpose to have coexistence between our two entities, Israel as a Jewish state and Palestinian state, entity, next to us, living in peace.
  ~ Yitzhak Rabin ~
• I was watching 'Up In The Air' and I thought, 'Jesus, who's the old gray-haired guy?' And it was me. I never wear makeup for movies and now it's starting to show.
  ~ George Clooney ~
• I'm a better person in a relationship, and I'm a happier person. I need to come home at the end of the day and have it not be about me and my freaking hair and makeup and character motivations anymore. And I think my work is more inspired when home is safe and sound and solid, because what I do for a living is so bananas and so insecure.
  ~ Ginnifer Goodwin ~
• I really am super lazy and doing long hair, especially mine, is a big pain in the butt. It's filled with cowlicks and kinks and curls and frizz - and it was taking too much time in the morning.
  ~ Ginnifer Goodwin ~
• I'm a better person in a relationship, and I'm a happier person. I need to come home at the end of the day and have it not be about me and my freaking hair and makeup and character motivations anymore. And I think my work is more inspired when home is safe and sound and solid, because what I do for a living is so bananas and so insecure.
  ~ Ginnifer Goodwin ~
• Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
  ~ Jim Morrison ~
• If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure, I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair, not how it's combed.
  ~ Michael J. Fox ~
• Since 'Idol' I've gotten used to having an amazing hair and make-up team around me, so I'm starting to get picky. I know what I like now and I'm happy to say 'Could we maybe change that?' if I don't like something. I don't yell or anything, but I think I could definitely start to act a little diva-ish when it comes to my look.
  ~ Jordin Sparks ~
• Since 'Idol' I've gotten used to having an amazing hair and make-up team around me, so I'm starting to get picky. I know what I like now and I'm happy to say 'Could we maybe change that?' if I don't like something. I don't yell or anything, but I think I could definitely start to act a little diva-ish when it comes to my look.
  ~ Jordin Sparks ~
• If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.
  ~ Marshall Mcluhan ~
• My hair was famous before I was.
  ~ Christopher Walken ~
• People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
  ~ Demetri Martin ~
• It's like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, they're, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable.
  ~ John Cusack ~
• I'm a multidimensional person and that's the freedom of fashion: that you're able to reinvent yourself through how you dress and how you cut your hair or whatever.
  ~ Emma Watson ~
• It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
  ~ Julius Caesar ~
• It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
  ~ Julius Caesar ~
• I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
  ~ Bette Davis ~
• When we're dealing with the people in our family - no matter how annoying or gross they may be, no matter how self-inflicted their suffering may appear, no matter how afflicted they are with ignorance, prejudice or nose hairs - we give from the deepest parts of ourselves.
  ~ Anne Lamott ~
• When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair.
  ~ Sylvester Stallone ~
• Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The hairs of his head are easier by far to count than his feeling, the movements of his heart.
  ~ Saint Augustine ~
• I love my work with a frenetic and perverse love, as an ascetic loves the hair shirt which scratches his belly.
  ~ Gustave Flaubert ~
• On the political front, of course it's a zero-sum game. If it's all white males holding positions, you bring 10 women in, then it's, 'Women are coming!' Get 10 blacks and it's, 'Blacks are coming!' 'Hispanics are coming!' Zero-sum game. The seatmates might change but the chairs don't move. In the economy, the number of chairs can actually increase.
  ~ Jesse Jackson ~
• On the political front, of course it's a zero-sum game. If it's all white males holding positions, you bring 10 women in, then it's, 'Women are coming!' Get 10 blacks and it's, 'Blacks are coming!' 'Hispanics are coming!' Zero-sum game. The seatmates might change but the chairs don't move. In the economy, the number of chairs can actually increase.
  ~ Jesse Jackson ~
• Bill Clinton sitting on Air Force One getting his hair cut while people around the country cooled their heels and waited for him, became a metaphor for a populist president who had gotten drunk with the perks of his own power and was sort of, you know, not sensitive to what people wanted.
  ~ Dee Dee Myers ~
• Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. We're gonna have QE3. We're gonna print some more money.
  ~ Rush Limbaugh ~
• When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying to recreate Barbra Streisand's flawless eyeliner, only to comb it all out and wash it all off before stepping out into the world a butchish bisexual teen.
  ~ Beth Ditto ~
• 'Get a Job' is about all the rich kids we knew when we were younger, kids who never had jobs but always had money for partying or getting their hair done.
  ~ Beth Ditto ~
• When you see a fantastic colour or cut in a magazine, perched up on some famous so-and-so's head, it's tempting to ask your stylist for the same, but do not be fooled. The hair in those fancy photos can be very high maintenance.
  ~ Beth Ditto ~
• Thanks to capitalism, the importance placed on beauty has never been so manipulated. We are the guinea pigs force-fed ads that tell us how pathetic we are: that we will never be loved, happy or valuable unless we have the body, the face, the hair, even the personality that will apparently be ours, if only we buy their products.
  ~ Beth Ditto ~
• I thought to be feminine was to give in to straight culture, or the beauty standard, but in my heart I had a flair for fashion and style. They were passions I kept secret because I didn't understand I could love clothes and hair and makeup and still like girls.
  ~ Beth Ditto ~
• Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
  ~ Doug Coupland ~
• When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm! I looked like a poodle, but it was cool at the time.
  ~ Heidi Klum ~
• I love when I go out and I have my hair and makeup done, but I also like it when I'm just with the family because that's real.
  ~ Heidi Klum ~
• When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm! I looked like a poodle, but it was cool at the time.
  ~ Heidi Klum ~
• When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm! I looked like a poodle, but it was cool at the time.
  ~ Heidi Klum ~
• You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around.
  ~ Clint Eastwood ~
• I mean, I've always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair.
  ~ Clint Eastwood ~
• The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord.
  ~ Jon Meacham ~
• The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord.
  ~ Jon Meacham ~
• The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriage is that one could, with equal validity, assert that the lending of money or certain kinds of haircuts are forbidden by God, or that slavery and the subjugation of women are authorized by the Lord.
  ~ Jon Meacham ~
• Make no mistake, most women are well aware that they've never had it so good when they enter a spa or salon, it is purely a hair/nails thing, a prelude to an evening of guilt-free fun.
  ~ Julie Burchill ~
• I like to maintain a certain sense of fantasy in my life. I am kind of like that at home. Do I have the full hair and makeup? No. But I might have the nice dress on.
  ~ Jennifer Lopez ~
• If there are finer beings than German short hairs, I don't know what they are. In their eyes is peace.
  ~ Ben Stein ~
• I would love to continue in music, with writing... but I am not the kind of person who will hang around if I start to become irrelevant. If that happens, I will bow down gracefully, raise my kids, and have a garden. And I am going to let my hair go gray when I am older. I don't need to be blonde when I'm 60!
  ~ Taylor Swift ~
• I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.
  ~ Taylor Swift ~
• The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.
  ~ Audrey Hepburn ~
• We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.
  ~ Ellen Degeneres ~
• I don't think I could live without hair, makeup and styling, let alone be the performer I am. I am a glamour girl through and through. I believe in the glamorous life and I live one.
  ~ Lady Gaga ~
• I don't think I could live without hair, makeup and styling, let alone be the performer I am. I am a glamour girl through and through. I believe in the glamorous life and I live one.
  ~ Lady Gaga ~
• Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
  ~ Bill Cosby ~
• Gray hair is God's graffiti.
  ~ Bill Cosby ~
• A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted by android Barbie creep. All those thick swatches of lifeless strands clustering lankly round ladies' necks! Like orange tanning spray, this is a fashion fad that should be put out of its misery.
  ~ Camille Paglia ~
• What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
  ~ Erma Bombeck ~