DOG QUOTES

• It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair. But when dogs shame the gray head and gray chin and nakedness of an old man killed, it is the most piteous thing that happens among wretched mortals.
  ~ Homer ~
• Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
  ~ William Shakespeare ~
• To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
  ~ Aldous Huxley ~
• The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for pride. Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character, and the greater it grows, the more is the mischief. Talent is mistaken for genius, a dogma or system for truth, ambition for greatest, ingenuity for poetry, sensuality for art.
  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
• Sleeping, we image what awake we wish; Dogs dream of bones, and fishermen of fish.
  ~ Theocritus ~
• It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the dogma, or want of dogma, that the danger lies.
  ~ Samuel Butler ~
• If you can not find the truth right where you are, where else do you expect to find it Dogen Belief consists in accepting the affirmations of the soul unbelief, denying them.
  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
• I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.
  ~ Samuel Johnson ~
• Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
  ~ Alexander Pope ~
• Dogmatism does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought.
  ~ Gilbert Keith Chesterton ~
• Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
  ~ Oliver Herford ~
• At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
  ~ Aldous Huxley ~
• At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
  ~ Aldous Huxley ~
• As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.
  ~ Henry David Thoreau ~
• A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.
  ~ Thomas Nashe ~
• A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
  ~ Ogden Nash ~
• Let sleeping dogs lie and stir not the calm waters to cause a ripple.
  ~ Dacosta Kofi Aboagye ~
• I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.
  ~ Fergie ~
• A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies.
  ~ John Malkovich ~
• I'm very competitive by nature. And I like to be the underdog - It's the best way to win. To come from behind and win is a great feeling!
  ~ Zac Efron ~
• I'm very competitive by nature. And I like to be the underdog - It's the best way to win. To come from behind and win is a great feeling!
  ~ Zac Efron ~
• I'm very competitive by nature. And I like to be the underdog - It's the best way to win. To come from behind and win is a great feeling!
  ~ Zac Efron ~
• Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
  ~ Thornton Wilder ~
• I like spending time at home. In Paris, people drop by and have a bite to eat, or they drop by and watch Friends on TV. I take my dog to the office there, and I walk to work sometimes.
  ~ Marc Jacobs ~
• I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.
  ~ Marc Jacobs ~
• I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.
  ~ Ingrid Newkirk ~
• Give your dog or cat respect, patience, understanding and love. And if you just change to one vegetarian day a week, that's a wonderful step that will save animal lives. It means you have chosen something kind instead of something cruel.
  ~ Ingrid Newkirk ~
• PETA's campaign should be included in school curricula. If we can open children's hearts and minds to animals' needs, teach them to treat a dog or a chicken as if they feel fear and love and pain - as they do - then they will grow up to understand that we are all worthy of respect.
  ~ Ingrid Newkirk ~
• Give your dog or cat respect, patience, understanding and love. And if you just change to one vegetarian day a week, that's a wonderful step that will save animal lives. It means you have chosen something kind instead of something cruel.
  ~ Ingrid Newkirk ~
• By adopting a wonderful mutt, you'll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry friend, as mixed-breed dogs have demonstrated better health and longer life spans than their purebred cousins.
  ~ Ingrid Newkirk ~
• Most of an award-show host's job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it's the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel's 'Hero Dog Awards.'
  ~ Rob Sheffield ~
• So much of religion is exegesis. I would rather follow in the footprints of Christ than all of the dogma.
  ~ Christy Turlington ~
• When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
  ~ Edward Abbey ~
• There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
  ~ Mike Ditka ~
• People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.
  ~ Barbara Kingsolver ~
• I saw 'The Artist.' It's really beautiful and it's all done to the letter with all the silent film techniques. The costumes were amazing and the dog is so good.
  ~ Florence Welch ~
• I don't have a bad relationship. I'm 48 years old. I think life is too short for that. To me, life is... you open the shutters, you see the dogs outside, you look left, you look right, in, what, a second and a half? And that's a life.
  ~ Jean Claude Van Damme ~
• The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
  ~ Bob Hope ~
• There is no greater feeling than hanging out with my dogs, or just walking around the land with our horses. My rescue ranch is is where I feel the most at peace and where I'm reminded of the simple things in life and let the chaos of my crazy work life fade away.
  ~ Kelly Clarkson ~
• It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
  ~ Jonah Hill ~
• The dog that trots about finds a bone.
  ~ Golda Meir ~
• Unfortunately things are different in climate science because the arguments have become heavily politicised. To say that the dogmas are wrong has become politically incorrect.
  ~ Freeman Dyson ~
• Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
  ~ Ann Landers ~
• I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything.
  ~ Seann William Scott ~
• I cannot go to Montreal without going to Beauty's, my favorite place for breakfast, where I have the Mish-Mash omelet with hot dogs, salami, eggs, green peppers, and onions, and the best banana bread in the world. It's legendary!
  ~ Gail Simmons ~
• The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
  ~ Charles De Gaulle ~
• The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
  ~ Charles De Gaulle ~
• Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
  ~ Doug Larson ~
• Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
  ~ Doug Larson ~
• I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
  ~ Ted Nugent ~
• Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
  ~ Ted Nugent ~
• When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!
  ~ Gabrielle Union ~
• People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.
  ~ Christopher Meloni ~
• This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
  ~ Henny Youngman ~
• As far as writing, I like watching bad movies. Nothing stops me in my tracks more than watching a great film like 'The Godfather' or 'Dog Day Afternoon' or 'The Graduate.' You watch one of those, and you never want to write again. Whereas with bad movies, it makes you think, If that counts, I certainly could write.
  ~ Jason Reitman ~
• If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
  ~ Fran Lebowitz ~
• Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
  ~ Milan Kundera ~
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
  ~ Milan Kundera ~
• Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
  ~ Milan Kundera ~
• Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
  ~ Phyllis Diller ~
• The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
  ~ Andy Rooney ~
• If the patient dog is not watchful enough for it's turn, it might never even get the driest bone.
  ~ Obagha Chiamaka ~
• A humble man never sleeps hungry for even the peasant will give him scraps of bread just as to a stray dog that does not bite.
  ~ Jignesh Tailor ~
• Corona virus taught us the value of education, money and Job. It made us realize value of hard work. It instructed us to clean our home , wash our hands frequently. I remember proverb " Keep off bad company" but It guided us to keep distance from others even from good people. Two years ago, Teachers and Professors asked students not to use Mobile phone but now they are asking to use it, and to check WhatsApp , They are asking students to be 'positive' in life . But now the word ' Positive' is dangerous and fearful word . Many think about Rent and EMI. Some think about opening of 'Wine shop'. Many are confusing of ' Vaccination' . We hear the frequent words : Positive, Mask, oxygen , bed in hospital , vaccination from one direction , Steam and nature medicine is from another side. We Watch news and expect for opening shops , People in village never think of disease. Some are afraid of snake, some are afraid of dog . But all of us are afraid of invisible virus. Virus is like air which spreads in world. It has no chance to go to moon or sun and God. It travels all over the continents without passport. We can be safe ......
  ~ Velu ~
• When Elephant chases us , we can hide When Snake tries to catch us, we can escape When Dog and Bull approach , we can manage . But It is difficult to escape from Coronavirus though it is invisible We can never underestimate invisible or infinitesimal creature. Likewise We can never underestimate poor or low caste people
  ~ Velu ~
• During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
  ~ Betty White ~
• I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organization. We fund campaign health studies for dogs, cats, lizards and wildlife. I've worked with the L.A. Zoo for about the same length of time. I get my animal fixes!
  ~ Betty White ~
• During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
  ~ Betty White ~
• If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
  ~ Alfred North Whitehead ~
• I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if I could handle a dog right now. I'm so not ready. Someday I'll be a mom but not until I'm in my 30s.
  ~ Avril Lavigne ~
• I do not purpose to discuss faith in its dogmatic sense today.
  ~ Matthew Simpson ~
• Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.
  ~ Alan Alda ~
• Am I a criminal? The world knows I'm not a criminal. What are they trying to put me in jail for? You've lost common sense in this society because of religious fanaticism and dogma.
  ~ Jack Kevorkian ~
• That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.
  ~ William Feather ~
• That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.
  ~ William Feather ~
• I exercise about 40 minutes a day, and I'll run one day and do circuit training the next day. I live in an area where there are brilliant hills and mountains, so I get a good hill run with my dog. At home, I'll do the circuit training with old weights, along with pull-ups in the trees and that sort of stuff.
  ~ Bear Grylls ~
• Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that.
  ~ Alison Sweeney ~
• The number one mistake is giving pets table scraps. I made the mistake thinking I was showing my dog love by giving her food and treats. You see a tiny 4 oz. piece of cheese, but for a Boston Terrier like mine, that's like one and a half hamburgers. That's unhealthy.
  ~ Alison Sweeney ~
• Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that.
  ~ Alison Sweeney ~
• You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
  ~ Alton Brown ~
• Okay, let's talk about cartoon labels for half a second - some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. It's, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and it's actually a solid wine.
  ~ Gary Vaynerchuk ~
• You may never learn the names of any of the people you talk to in a dog park, even after many, many hours spent there with them, and many hours of conversation. But if - knock on wood - anything should ever happen to your dog, these nameless non-strangers will rally, sympathize, offer to help, and hold your hand. I know this from experience.
  ~ Susan Orlean ~
• Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?
  ~ Jonathan Safran Foer ~
• Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.
  ~ Hedy Lamarr ~
• What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
  ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~
• I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
  ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~
• It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
  ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~
• I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
  ~ Rodney Dangerfield ~
• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
  ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~
• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
  ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~
• Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
  ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~
• We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
  ~ Rita Rudner ~
• I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
  ~ Rita Rudner ~
• My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
  ~ Rita Rudner ~
• Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
  ~ Groucho Marx ~
• I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
  ~ Demetri Martin ~
• I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
  ~ Demetri Martin ~
• I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
  ~ Demetri Martin ~
• I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
  ~ Demetri Martin ~
• I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
  ~ Demetri Martin ~