Spike Milligan Never Poems

• 1. Soldier Freddy
  Soldier Freddy
  was never ready,
  But! Soldier Neddy,
  unlike Freddy
  ...
• 2. Letters
  I was thinking of letters,
  We all have a lot in our life
  A few good - a few sad
  But mostly run of the mill-
  ...
• 3. The Abc
  'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
  And every desk was shut
  When suddenly from the alphabet
  Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"
  ...
• 4. Bazonka
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  ...
• 5. Two Children
  Two children (small), one Four, one Five,
  Once saw a bee go in a hive,
  They'd never seen a bee before!
  So waited there to see some more.
  ...
• 6. In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo
  In the land of the Bumbley Boo
  The People are red white and blue,
  They never blow noses,
  Or ever wear closes,
  ...
• 7. Why?
  American Detectives
  Never remove their hats
  When investigating murders
  In other people's flats.
  ...
• 8. Look At All Those Monkeys!
  Look at all those monkeys
  Jumping in their cage.
  Why don't they all go out to work
  And earn a decent wage?
  ...

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