GOLF QUOTES

• Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
  ~ Samuel Johnson ~
• And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls.
  ~ T. S. Eliot ~
• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
  ~ Casey Stengel ~
• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
  ~ Casey Stengel ~
• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
  ~ Casey Stengel ~
• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
  ~ Casey Stengel ~
• There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and because I thought golf would be too slow for me, and I was too scared to swim.
  ~ Billie Jean King ~
• Golf has an ambivalent relationship with the environment. On one hand, it's a great preserver of open spaces. Golf doesn't pave the world - it helps to green the world. But the downside is, it uses a lot of fertilizer, pesticides and water.
  ~ Thomas Friedman ~
• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
  ~ Bob Hope ~
• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
  ~ Bob Hope ~
• I learn my lines while on the golf course. I try to do two or three things at once. I have ideas for books all the time, I have ideas for paintings all the time, and I write them all down. I take my sketchpad and my iPad, which I design on, and I do sit down and do specific tasks at specific times.
  ~ Jane Seymour ~
• Even in high school, I'd tell my mom I was sick of swimming and wanted to try to play golf. She wasn't too happy. She'd say, 'Think about this.' And I'd always end up getting back in the pool.
  ~ Michael Phelps ~
• I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.
  ~ Cameron Diaz ~
• All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?
  ~ Willie Nelson ~
• I'm no longer dependent on the movie business to make a living. So if I want to make movies as other old guys would play golf, I can.
  ~ Francis Ford Coppola ~
• I'm no longer dependent on the movie business to make a living. So if I want to make movies as other old guys would play golf, I can.
  ~ Francis Ford Coppola ~
• Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
  ~ John Updike ~
• I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
  ~ Groucho Marx ~
• I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right.
  ~ Brad Pitt ~
• When you look at golf films before us they're all - garbage or satire. A lot of sports films tend to vilify the opposition. Where the opposition becomes this big angry monster, so big you can't beat him.
  ~ Shia Labeouf ~
• I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.
  ~ John Wooden ~
• Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
  ~ Tiger Woods ~
• Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
  ~ Tiger Woods ~
• Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
  ~ Tiger Woods ~
• To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget.
  ~ Tiger Woods ~
• Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun.
  ~ Tiger Woods ~
• It's cool now to play golf.
  ~ Tiger Woods ~
• I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
  ~ Tiger Woods ~
• The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
  ~ Billy Graham ~
• The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
  ~ Billy Graham ~
• I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
  ~ Will Rogers ~
• The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
  ~ Bertrand Russell ~
• The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
  ~ Bertrand Russell ~
• For a competitive junkie like me, golf is a great solution because it smacks you in the face every time you think you have accomplished something. That to me has taken over a lot of the energy and competitiveness for basketball.
  ~ Michael Jordan ~
• For a competitive junkie like me, golf is a great solution because it smacks you in the face every time you think you have accomplished something. That to me has taken over a lot of the energy and competitiveness for basketball.
  ~ Michael Jordan ~
• Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
  ~ Woodrow Wilson ~
• The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
  ~ Ernest Hemingway ~
• The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
  ~ Ernest Hemingway ~
• Golf is a good walk spoiled.
  ~ Mark Twain ~
• It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  ~ Mark Twain ~
• Golf is a good walk spoiled.
  ~ Mark Twain ~
• It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
  ~ Mark Twain ~
• There once was a old man who flapped. He liked golf and he dapped. It was rather jet, But not very cadet, He just couldn't say no to the mapped.
  ~ Plantard Dacull ~