Spike Milligan Small Poems

  • 1.
    There are holes in the sky
    Where the rain gets in
    But they're ever so small
    That's why the rain is thin.
    ...
  • 2.
    I saw a little elephant standing in my garden,
    I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg you pardon?',
    I said 'This place is England, what are you doing here?',
    He said 'Ah, then I must be lost' and then 'Oh dear, oh dear'.
    ...
  • 3.
    Somewhere at some time
    They committed themselves to me
    And so, I was!
    Small, but I WAS!
    ...
  • 4.
    Born screaming small into this world-
    Living I am.
    Occupational therapy twixt birth and death-
    What was I before?
    ...
  • 5.
    Two children (small), one Four, one Five,
    Once saw a bee go in a hive,
    They'd never seen a bee before!
    So waited there to see some more.
    ...
Total 5 Small Poems by Spike Milligan

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